Some hats block the sun. This one blocks out bad vibes, weak riffs, and unsolicited acoustic covers at house parties.

With a bolt-blasting nod to vintage metal, the Chart Attack Lightning Trucker Hat screams, “I peaked in 1987 and never looked back.” Breathable mesh in the back, pure dad energy in the front—whether you're hauling gear, heckling bands, or air-drumming in traffic, this hat has your back (well, technically your head).

Warning: May increase headbanging and general badassery. Use responsibly.