Forget eagles soaring majestically—this one’s dive-bombing your nostalgia with talons full of arthritis meds and three decades of underground fury.

Featuring a hand-drawn, winged menace ready to rip through your dad’s vinyl collection, this tee is your ticket to the cult of Chart Attack, where the riffs are heavy, the joints are creaky, and the attitude is strictly don’t talk to me before my soundcheck.

Front: Subtle logo. Back: Full-blown metal bird meltdown.
Stamped with CHICAGO ELDERCORE because yes, we earned that genre.

Wear it to intimidate the youth and remind your chiropractor why you’re still the coolest patient they’ve got.

Printed on American Apparel

Made in the USA